First cousin, twice removed, three times a virgin.

Accept religion: it accepts you.

Say I gave you an apple, made of solid gold with the words "To the prettiest" inscribed on it. Would you accept it? Would you be flattered? Would you try and eat it? Would you give it to someone else? Would you sell it? Would you throw at it at your father? Would you dip it in green paint and put it inside your pocket? Would you place it in a cabinet? Would you place a cabinet in it? Would you rub it between your toes? Would you bash it against your abdomen?

Eris is the Greek God of discord. There is no God of order. Entropy dictates an incline towards disorder. I dictate otherwise. So does Malcom. Do you believe this?

The ground is closer to the sky than you might realise. You might realise you don't want to read this. Don't come crawling back to me when your tears are filled with buckets and you can't satisfy yourself but to know why.

Sound the alarms

This word is harm

This one is Pete

This one is feet.

Listen to me:

Don't believe

Anything you read.

Especially that.

"There are great truths and there are trivial truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true." -Neil Bohr