Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I am intrinsically no good, I have a heart that's made of wood

Rhymes in the spirit of 'Rhyme Week'.


Apathetic Stupids


And to what?

Seemingly no end
A needy friend
To chew on the left overs
On the legs of cobras

An over-dissonant choir of stupids
Whispering to their own personal cupids
Humming in tune
To the rambling loon
Who asks what it is
That makes us all need futons

A kick in the face
Or
A delightful taste
In your mouth
Or
Something sailing south
Without which we would
Settle sinister sequestrations
Without a doubt.


To Summarise

I creased my jaw
In thought
Of what it is
That makes this
So sumptuous
Voluptuous
Contemptuous
And downright silly


The Dangers of Religion

I winked at an old hag
She hit me with her handbag
I gave her religion, money, and love
And she slapped me with her glove
I severed both her lungs
And sung
In the devil's tongue
And then I was hung
Oh what fun.

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