What I see on the bus

This middle-aged woman on the bus listening to pod-ballads on her iPod and grinning stupidly at the baby with the long head. Kid must get it from it's mother. She looks like she could kiss her partner on the lips and still see over the top of him.

This one guy with white well-groomed hair seems just bored with life. He's interlocking his fingers in impatient anticipation of opening the fridge and grasping a bottle between them.

Oh wait, the middle-aged woman with the stupid grin is wheeling around her own little flesh ball. What's so special about long-face then?

There are only three people on this bus that aren't wearing headphones...

Now she's pulling faces at it, trying to confuse and amuse it. "Where did your face go? Oh it's behind your hands, I see what you did there. Ah yes, that's your tongue pursed between your lips, quite comical." The parents must be uncomfortable on the verge of frightened.

I wonder what they're all listening to...

I know two people on this bus.

One who is a friend of a friend.

One who I... Uhh... Hmm.